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1. 7 pack Hard Lemonade because someone already drank one. :glares at dad:

I cannot shake the feeling of just wanting to be left alone. To just be in solitude for awhile. I hate when I get like this. When I just don't want to be bothered unless it's by people I talk to on a normal basis. I turned off my lurking and then just turned it right back on.



I think it's best just to do so.



I don't want to hear drama.. I don't want to deal with dramatic people.. I don't want to hear drama. I just don't want it.



I just went through and deleted all my inbox messages. So if I didn't respond.. it probably got deleted.. Why? Because I am just no in the mood to be chatty with people I really don't know.

I am not a really big fan of the holidays. Well.. besides Halloween. That's it.



I think Christmas has become some over commercialized craptacular holiday. I get sick of it in November when they start playing commercials right on the first. Retarded.



It is just like any other day for me. My family is my dad and I see hit tubby jolly ass everyday.



People are like... IT's ABOUT THE LORD... or something like that.



*cocks eyebrow*



If it was about THE LORD... they wouldn't have a Black Friday where people run out and kill themselves to go buy some stupid gifts at 3 am because it is a few dollars cheaper.



Unless saving money is something extremely HOLY... don't b.s. me.



Am I cynical? Fuck Yeah I am!



Does it show? heh.

FF...



I just fuckin adore you. You make me smile!



Thank you, Suga.



You rawk my soxs! xoxox





AND YES I can second that she wasn't all to keen on the admin here. hahahah



♥ ♥

I am all alone for the night.



Even though I love being alone, I feel slightly uneasy. I dunno why... Just like something isn't right.



Maybe it's just because I am tired, but I don't think so.



I dunno.

I lub Joo 2.



hehe



and YES it was that long!







See!



And you know THINKING of that.. I was in the shower..



BITCH GRAB MUH SHOES! GRAB MUH SHOES BITCH!



whew random out burst and thought to myself...



I have been on VR FOR 3 years Jan something. Out of those three years I have talked to LESS than 20 people on the phone from here. Damn.. I am antisocial. lol



I have a feeling Khay and I in the same room would be a VERY interesting experience. And Everyone in the room would be going right along to hell inna handbasket with us!



Let the good times roll!

Note to Self....





NEVER listen to cats fuck...



Why..



YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.



End Note..



Another note to self..



NEVER say anything about this on the phone to Khayman



End Note.

Well Khay....



I am glad you cleared that up...



It just is proof that neither one of these chicks are you.







ahahahahhaa

I have been thinking of highly crazy things to ask Santa.



You can ask them Here



Ask for ANYTHING.



:evil grin:



and I DO mean ANYTHING. lol

LMMFAO



We ish some twisted bitches.



HERE

Soo.. a bit ago I watched a show called Paranormal Pen. It's on A&E.



I LOVE it. I thought it was really good.



It made a spot within me feel.. empty. Over the past few years I haven't been able to get out and do an investigating. And.. it really sucks.



I love it. I love it for more than a hobby. I would love to be able to do it for a living.



Hopefully soon I will be back in action and doing what I love.



I really miss it.

Now I don't claim to be fully ghetto.. or fully classy BUT I do have some class.



BUT let me tell you what.. there are a few things that totally crush that class and let the full ghettoness come out.



1. When I get angry...



Now.. if you GREW up in the ghetto you know exactly what I mean. My neck becomes Jelly and My hands fly about in the air.. it's not a pretty thing.



2. Ghetto NACHOS.



The kind where you put Doritos on a plate... put cheese over them.. and melt them in the microwave!



3. Ramen.



OMG they are such GOODNESS inna package for like 49 cents!





Live.. Love.. Indulge into the Ghetto Greatness

So.. I have a cranky pussy...





THAT line should get a lotta views on it's own.



Anyways.. this cranky bastards has some FANGS.



VAMP KITTIE! MERROW!



Anyways..



I looked like a cutter! Christ.



This cat has my arm jacked up. o.O



I should make Chinese outta him.



Wow... I really.. need to go to bed. o.O

You know you are nerdy when....



You get pissy because the two things you REALLY want for christmas... they don't have on the site you ordered a few things from..



Then you find them on another site.. and add a few more things to it.



These are.......



BOOKS!





Ooodles and Ooodles of books.



How nerdy is that.

Soft Apples are a lot like soft peepee's.



They both REALLY PISS ME OFF!

I can hear my dad talking to someone about the death of my mom.. Giving them details as to what happened.



Just hearing him tell the story again.. makes me cringe and all those feelings come flooding back.



I don't want to think about it.

Okay so….



I have been thinking lately, it might be time for me to find a CRUSH! One that will actually crush me back…. In more ways than one. =D



This is a few random things that will work for you… or against you.



1.Must be over the age of 25. God knows I ain’t got time to train no one. So don’t come at me if you are a youngin’. I can’t train ya and I don’t need a coronary.



2.You MUST have a REAL peepee. Meaning no CHICKS. I have enough wimmens. This includes all my bitches and ho’s. I got enough bitches and ho’s to last me 2 life times. Okay... this is me we are talking about... Maybe HALF a life time. But still... I have enough pretend lesbian lovers…



3.Type so I can understand you. There is nothing smexi about someone who can’t type.. or think for that matter.



4.Bringing in the next one… BE SMART! If I wanted to crush on someone that has the IQ of a box of rocks, I’d crush on a box of rocks.



5.No Super Old Guys… I don’t find Pruney balls hot.



6.No serial killers, murders, or felons. Or anyone with those kinda tendencies .



7.Don’t be some doofy master/sub person. I don’t want to be collared. I WILL NOT be… and good luck if you try.. I’ll eat your face off. =D And if you are a subbie … just go away…





What this all boils down to is I am a picky, funny, egotistical, flirty, bitchy chick who has little patience, very little tolerance for stupid people, and people in general.



Holy Hell…. If you apply you better damn well be brave… I just re-read that all and realized I am a down right twat. Hawt.





*These are subject to change. If you suck...just don't apply.





EDIT:



Yeah Okay... I might make an acception to rule 2 if you are super hot.. and are packin plastic. heh